The Boobie Ban

They say that love is blind. Which is just as well if you've spent the past 10 minutes trying to remove your would-be lover's bra only to find it impossible because frankly...she's just not that into you. Underwar manufacturer Ravijour has engineered a concept bra that only comes undone when ‘true love’ is detected using a built-in heart monitor.

The company claims that the heartbreaking technology (which also requires a smartphone...of course) can detect whether a woman has feelings for her partner based in a rise in heart rate, which apparently means love. Aside from ruining one night stands, break-up, make-up and sex with your ex - the bra's Japanese inventors have missed a groundbreaking feature in their design.

Many male CairoScene readers will be left wondering whether this new fangled boobie-buggy will be any more difficult to undo than much of the modern underwear sold in your nearest mall. After all, many a would-be Casanova has "allegedly" been left red faced while attempting to fumble his way through an awkwardly placed clasp... at 3am..in the dark - only to have his partner laugh at his efforts before making the move look like child's play.

With this in mind, perhaps the firm should include a software upgrade which includes a stress-free self removing bra which helpfully pops off once a ladies heart has been set a flutter making life easier and a HELL of a lot less awkward for all involved. #justsayin.