Manifest Mamma Mia Vibes With These Mykonos Hotels

Babe, we see your closet bursting at the hinges with miniskirts and straw hats out there, and we know what it's like to crave a sliver of light at the end of the tunnel. Just know that we see you and we’re here to provide the lowdown on the perfect hideout along the Grecian shores of Mykonos. It’s an island with beaches literally called ‘Paradise’ and ‘Super Paradise’, what else do you need us to tell you? Where to stay obviously, just keep reading and we’ll get you up to date…

Kenshō, Ornos Beach

💵: EGP 8000 per Night 

🌐: www.kenshomykonos.com/kensho-ornos/

Two words - Cave Spa. Okay in actuality, if you’re claustrophobic this is just a disaster waiting to happen, but in theory, if you’re looking for new ways to adrenaline rush yourself back to life then perhaps marinating inside a cave, like a shish taouk in Tupperware, is exactly what you need.  

Bohème, Mykonos Town

💵: EGP 11,300 per Night

🌐: www.bohememykonos.com/

This hotel is serving gentrified Dahab vibes, periodt. Located 2km away from Mykonos airport, Bohème is the corporate, padel player dad of hotels. 

Santa Marina, Ornos Bay

💵: EGP 19,300 per Night 

🌐: www.santa-marina.gr/

It’s giving wellness getaways and protein-dense banana smoothies. It’s very likely you’ll run into a curly-haired blonde balyage-d yogi who thinks culottes are a personality trait but, suppress that urge to drown yourself in the nearest private pool, and just sangria yourself back to sanity.  

Katikies Mykonos 

💵: EGP 32,500 per Night 

🌐: www.katikies.com/katikiesmykonos/

Yes, you will be broke two days in, but a word of advice, you can circumvent a long stay by just stockpiling pictures and intervally micro-dose your following with content every time you need a post. Is it giving daddy’s girl? Is it a literal cluster of villas by the sea? Yes, so feel free to bring your Bottega slides and the matching pale pink mini Jodie. 

Lyo, Super Paradise Beach

💵: EGP 13,400 per Night 

🌐: www.lyomykonos.com/

We have never seen a whiter hotel and we don’t mean that in the caucasian sense. You know that pool that extends itself into an ocean of sorts and then magically makes you feel like a travel blogger from the early days of Pinterest.  

Bill & Coo Coast, Agios Ioannis

💵: EGP 25,800 per Night

🌐: www.bill-coo-hotel.com/coast/

Coziness actualized, Bill & Coo is the hotel you book when you’re pale and burn easily. Offering a nighttime beach moment sheathed in tent-like coverings and a little chill-out spot to rub your peanut-scented burn ointment in peace. 

Waves, Korfos Beach

💵: EGP 7,300 per Night

🌐: www.mykonoswaves.com/

Korfos beach is where masochistic kite surfers go when they need to induce a fight or flight response. In extreme sports enthusiasts’ lingo, its deeply concave shape catches the wind and whisks you away like the pretty princess you are.