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Craigslist Gets Creepier

Conor Sheils goes on a mission to find the weirdest and wildest things on offer on Cairo's branch of Craigslist. The results? NSFW!

Staff Writer

Craigslist Gets Creepier

Following our discovery of the presidential yacht on crap-for-sale site Craigslist, we decided to delve a little deeper to see what we could find on the Cairo branch of the weird and wonderful sale site. Frankly, we were shocked, amazed and a bit weirded out.

Here's a list of just some of the things you can use your hard earned cash to buy on the world's favourite trash site this weekend:

Sex toys - Perhaps one of the most interesting things we found was a plethora of sex toys. Vibrators, Japanese love eggs and whole bunch of reasons to never leave the house again. And all for only £70.

A visa - Are you getting fed up of Egypt and want to head elsewhere for a break from the constant revolutions / constitution / sand?  Then look no further than rainy old Europe. And those lovable chaps on Craigslist are offering you a visa in just five days!

A male prostitute - Half Lebanese, half Egyptian, 100% ready to please you ladies. 

A free full body massage - So it isn't just the guys who are having their needs taken care of then. There are a number of male masseurs, more than happy to fondle you for free provided you're female. Now, how's about that for an offer you can't refuse?

Lacy underwear - While they don't say if they're new or used, a 12 pack of sexy, lacy underwear could be yours.

Trampoline - Speaking of things that make a good home - a trampoline! We found the leading source of stupid accidents for sale on Cairo craigslist....a city populated  by people mostly living in cramped high-rise apartments.

Red Bull - And it gets more bizarre - some enterprising sales buff has decided to sell individual cans of Red Bull - presumably ignoring the fact that every kiosk in Cairo does exactly the same thing.

Whiskey - Finally, we found something to make this weekend complete; a Red Label bottle of Johnnie Walker whiskey.

And with that - we decided to log off, deleting our internet history first, of course.