Best Break Ups Ever

Here at CairoScene, we thought the stunt a little harsh, especially considering the fact that the woman proposed to her former lover at the same spot just years earlier. In honour of the heartless bitch – we decided to compile our own list of the top five coldest ways to kick your partner to the kerb:

When the time comes to say goodbye sometimes there are just no words to describe the rush of emotion, pain, loss , sadness, – so why not instead lighten the mood with a picture of nature's tallest and most comforting animals...a giraffe. And what better image than that of your former squeeze aloft said giraffe - riding out of your life forever and into the arms of somebody better looking, funnier and ultimately more of a winner than you are or ever could ever be.

It's every girls dream – white wedding, walking down the aisle and this particular female specimen was just moments away from calling her gal pals to go dress shopping – when suddenly her wedding aisle fantasy was replaced by a supermarket aisle in a desperate search for ice cream, tissues and possibly a rebound to help her get over 'that bastard' (because they all are...right?!)

Sometimes at the end of a breakup, the dumpee is left with many unanswered questions...why, was it me.etc - however this woman decided to give her love rat partner a couple of additional riddles to ponder...

However as with all things in life, there are two sides to every story – and Alan Markovitz decided to show his ex-wife, Lea Tuohy, exactly what he thought of their split by moving in next door – and erecting a rather 'prominent' statue facing her home.