The 'Murican Dream

1. Educate their people: 

2. Ban twerking: 

3. Bring cronuts to Egypt: 

4. Give us another season of Arrested Development:

5. Stop giving children money and fame. You'd think they'd have learned by now that the outcome is never pretty. 

6. Embrace the shatafa:

7. Take Tamer Hosny away from us (for good this time):

8. Make a Sharknado sequel:

9. Open up even more McDonald's branches:

10. Make Honey BooBoo president: