COD: Condom on Delivery

Durex have launched a new service which acts as both a genius marketing ploy and a middle finger to the sexually oppressed Zeitgeist of the Emirati.

The condom company have launched a new app and service in Dubai that discreetly delivers condoms to you within an hour, and so as to keep the secrecy of the sensitive contents of the delivery, the man will come dressed as a "pizza delivery man" or - we're assuming with the help of a shit load of Fair & Lovely - "a tourist".

We're not sure how a tourist turning up at your doorstep at 4 AM is exactly subtle but nonetheless, after downloading the app or via the Durex SOS website, users can order condoms between 4 PM and 4 AM, anywhere within Dubai.