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Apparently Egypt is Building Bulldozers Now
And they're orange, guys.
Feb 27, 2020
Our countrymen are rolling up their sleeves in a new move to push the industrialization of our nation state. Bulldozers, a totally random thing which Egypt has to import, because duh construction, costs the country an estimated $24 million dollars, or LE387 million, literally every year.
In order to save on that schmoney, we are now going to start building them our own damn selves. The Ministry of Military Production will be seeing the project through, backed by 100% Egyptian labour both in muscle and brains, because the project will employ a lofty amount of young engineers to build these Tang-orange vehicles.
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