60 Years Without Soap

Silver fox Amoo Hadji, has been hailed by many as the ultimate answer to metro-sexuality, namby pambiness, and all those magazine articles about The Modern Man. Put simply, he hasn't exfoliated, got a stupid designer haircut or even showered in more than six decades.

Hunky Hadji has swapped girly soaps for a slightly scaly life as a hard-ass in rural Iran. His hobbies include walking, lying down and he even smokes a pipe. We mean, what an absolute dude - a pipe!

It's not known why he has decided to engage in extreme soap dodging but we can only assume it is because he wants to show today's girlie pseudo-men how it's done.

Ladies form an orderly queue and men start taking notes, you've got a lot to learn.